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YOU'RE MY MISSION .
KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT.
(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)
haha [deletes thirsty imagines] hahaha [rips down posters] hahahaha [destroys all evidence that i was ever a 1d fan] so hey ur that harry guy right wow do you want to date [mini cardboard harry cutout falls out of pocket] ah shit
when i meet harry im gonna shake his hand instead of hug him cuz his hand has touched his dick countless times so the dick particles from his hand would transfer onto my hand and it would be like i touched his dick its basic science
when your parents force you to go to a family gathering
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
but i’m required by law to go to school every day
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for